QuoteArray = new Array( "You can buy food, but not appetite; medicine but not health; soft beds, but not sleep; knowledge but not intelligence; glitter, but not comfort; fun, but not pleasure; acquaintances, but not friendship; servants, but not faithfulness; grey hair but not honor; quiet days, but not peace. -Arne Garborg", "What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be. ~Charles Dudley Warner", "The wise learn many things from their enemies. ~Aristophanes", "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. ~The Bible", "It's but little good you'll do a-watering the last year's crops. ~George Eliot", "An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~Spanish proverb", "If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. ~John Cleese, actor", "We never do anything well till we cease to think about the manner of doing it. ~William Hazlitt", "Self esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves. ~Nathaniel Brandon", "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. ~Samuel Johnson, lexicographer", "While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity. ~Publilius Syrus", "The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason. ~GK Chesterton", "Assumptions are the termites of relationships. ~Henry Winkler", "Laughter is inner jogging. ~Norman Cousins", "Sometime they\'ll give a war and no one will come. ~Carl Sandburg", "Always drink upstream from the herd. ~Will Rogers", "There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. ~Will Rogers", "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. ~Oscar Wilde"); RandomNo = Math.floor(QuoteArray.length * Math.random());